![]() ![]() I don’t really have a whole lot more to say about the Steam port that I didn’t already bring up in my review of the XBLIG original. ($3.99 swings that way in the making of this review)Īnd Mount Your Friends remains a really fun video game. Mount Your Friends was developed by Stegersaurus Software Inc. Give Stegs credit, because he found the right combination of debauchery and gameplay. Stuff that took a multiple of the effort of those games, like Escape Goat, Gateways, or Vintage Hero? They can’t even sniff the farts of the best seller list. Let’s face it, there’s a reason why games like Try Not to Fart or Baby Maker Extreme or Don’t Die Dateless Dummy are among the top-selling XBLIGs ever. If We Are Cubes had been about a penis shooting sperm into vaginas, it would have been one of the top 100 selling XBLIGs of all time. ![]() Having boobs and flesh rockets in your game doesn’t mean your game will come into its own, but it certainly helps. It really boils down to this: copious amounts of sexual anatomy > gameplay. ![]() The dongs don’t factor into the gameplay at all, and are merely there because developer Daniel Steger learned the lessons of XBLIG a little too well. You’ll remember Mount Your Friends as the game where penises swing freely like the pendulum on a grandfather clock. They have almost nothing in common with each-other, except they’re designed with multiplayer in mind. Recently, a couple of my favorite Xbox Live Indie Games made the jump to Steam. ![]()
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